How To Write A Standing Letter Example

cartoon characters.

There are things in this, our beautiful earth, which you simply can not be angry.
children! Cats! Cotton candy and cartoon characters.

I liked today to speak briefly on a Zeichentrickfigut that made me laugh more than the 7-10 season of nonsense comedy clubs. Homer Simpson.




He's lazy, fat and straw stupid. But somehow lovable. I personally feel better when I see him. Give
times on Youtube and funny Homer Simpson, and convince yourself

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representatives! A dream

I register on the phone basically "yes, duck breeding station Görlitz?
If they then hang up already, it was a representative. No issue.

But I had nice conversations with representatives.

"If you do not even flow of Yellowstone have electricity?
" Thanks, I have my own wind turbine "
" huh? "
" Hell no "
The sets Opposite on.

" You have won the SKL-Show they can find Günther Jauch stay, "
" I have not a lot! "
" Does not nothing! "
" Ahh .... ne thank you, I'm gonna be more fan-Schmidt
[representatives and I laugh]
"Na good, nice day "
The sets Compared to


" Hi, I'm from the Kärcher, it not even take a minute. (was interrupted by me)
"You have exactly 60 seconds"
"Uh, some of questions. Are they willing to do?
"No"
"How old are they?"
"19 4 / 5 years old,"
"How many lives are still in their household?"
"4 people and 2 cats"
"finding it difficult homework?
" Well, but of course "
"If they are interested in new equipment?"
"Not if they want to sell me then some!"
"How old are your parents?"
"On average, 46 years old"
"Can I speak for a minute?"
"You have 60 seconds!"
"Uh, no, better not ....
" Okay, nice day "shall
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today the continuation

" Yes, duck breeding station Görlitz?
"Ähmmm ähhh .. I speak with Mr. Marque .... Marqu ..
"Yes they do"
"They have taken part in a survey last week ..."
"Are you sure?"
"yes .... I"
"Was just kidding"
"Here is an error in the computer ...."
"This is very sad,"
"[Laughs] I ask them again for their age?"
"Yes, but selbverständlich"
"[representatives considered ....... apparently waiting to ask a number .. but"
"How old are they?"
"Fast 36 and I can happily inform you that our appliances are still working properly and the highest quality, so there is no Nodwendigkeit to sell me what"
"I want them ...." but no sale
"Achso! You want to sell me no what they want then?"
"thank me for having taken part in the survey have ... and I would like to talk your wife "
" My wife is doing ????.... Oh my wife .... I'm sorry, the ne is nich da
...." "Then I try again later "
" As you wish "
Verterter hangs up

I bet the calls again to ... I'll wait ... I'll be there.

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I took a clear river. One big lake I stood, I looked down and then I saw you.

"Hey, why such a sad face?"
"I am not doing well, I feel bad," Puzzled, I looked

.

"Tell me about what is wrong with you not? "
" It's such a Moment, you see people standing there on the shore? "

I immediately looked over. On the other side of the lake were a few people to see. There was a big blond boy with glasses, next girlfriend. In addition, there were two women kissing , both with curly dark hair. Just off of it was still a woman, long black hair, she smiled and stared at me.

"Yes, I see the people there, what's wrong with that do not?"
"I do not belong, not really. Everything you like I do not know "

" What is that? "
" A tender touch and a friendly face.
A kiss and a hug for me, little wretch "

Confused, I looked over again. The people on the other hand, looked at me. One of the women with curly hair Accentuated threatening a finger. I turned around and looked down to a twerp.

"Well, your time will come"
"Oh, is that so? Do you know why it rains?"
"Yes of course! Water evaporated and condensed ...."

The wretch saw me and stopped me happy.
"You see, some things are just there ... they are facts. Can change some known, others not"

It rumbled in the sky, thick clouds covered the sun and disappeared. It flashed and thunder, and shortly thereafter the rain splashing on our heads down. I looked again to the other side of the lake. The blond boy and his friend went. The girl who cut his finger menacingly before that began to curse and rage. The woman with long black hair stretched casually on their screen. It was apparently no matter what happens here. She looked easy to grow.
I turned briefly and looked back to the runt.

"What is the moral of the story?"
"There are moments that make everything to nothing. I'm sitting here for years and nobody looks at me, I am and remain a wretch, if I'm not complaining or not."

Then I closed my eyes and I realized there was no runt.
The voice echoed in the lake my face.

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jokes

Well, who does not know jokes. I personally find many funny at first, but so far I have not one to remember over the years. As stultifying and stupid is it to tell what, but all the more exhilarating, if sometimes a sense of humor right in the center stands.
I check it out.

"A blonde calls her boyfriend to work on," Honey, I have a puzzle, but I can not. Each piece is unique. "Your friend:" Do you have a template "" Yes, a red rooster on the box?. But it works just not "your friend". Reg 'up to do not we try it together today evening, "the evening he looks at the Big Box of silence ..... Then he says: "So now we will pack the corn flakes back on and not talk about it!"

I'm sorry for this blonde tasteless joke. I am ashamed.

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So today threw back that far. Family celebration! Who does not tear your hands up and break out into singing, has no heart.

The day on which one is aware of how his family really is.
My mother does as if it were very happy and to smile. My aunt complains about Germany in all areas (tax, unemployment, Solzialrecht, they can do anything!). My grandpa likes to tell and a lot, but unfortunately all we know the stories already, but you should have a say still does not.
My grandma looks in promotional brochures for special offers ... bedlinen Micro Phaser bought yogurt for 99Cent, vacuum cleaner bag replacement bags, is all that appears useful in the first 2.3 seconds.
My sister sits there and looks .... eats her 4th Piece of cake, well wers do?

And I sit and improvise rhythms in Uhrzeugertakt.

But much as I have my family and I can say that I'm mostly a nice and friendly family, apart from my father, but who does not know that?

There is another way. Family celebration of a Ferundes! The whole family is here, certainly a good dozen. When I arrived (which I do actually know where you want? I was invited) were already properly on all cups and a good mood. Everything had momentum and everything was here in brief says.
It's like theater you sit in the corner and lets talk.

When the father (already slightly drunk) a dent in his newly laid carpet found this one, the total Amageddon breaks down on us! He runs over and over again through this downturn, all look to him already. But then they get up and run with it through this downturn, followed by great dialogue like:

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a family party family celebration two polar bear Knut

? Ne the Dell is just now was not there yet? "
"That's a dent? Let me look ma"
"What? A Dent? Can not be true? "

When really all ran over this indentation, except from me, was the speculation going on! How did the dent there? If they stay there? One made sure again whether it is really a dent acted.
I find the mother was sitting in my buddies and we laughed at us both dumb and stupid.

It was really big show, tomorrow goes with those in the zoo. I'm there!

When I told my own mother, I go to the zoo, she was totally out of line!

"What, you go to zoo? You pulling my leg? "
" No, what is there so unusual? "
" You're never in the zoo! "

What can I say, she's right, I was in the late 90's the last time at the zoo. Why am I going Easter with a foreign family in the zoo and not with my own? I do not know, I like my family yet, somehow, I would go with that but never in the zoo. Vllt this is a sign that you have had enough and really want to be different for someone.

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people hand once the heart. Yes, he is cute, yes it is small, yes he is white and yes, damn HE HAS A SWEET VIEW
Puck or

Answer:?. NO, not if you betrachet it objectively, it's a little bear has four paws and falls every 3 feet on the face. DAS myself clear .... and also at a higher level. Nevertheless, I am not (kn) ut enough.

But actually it is not the poor animal that disturbs. It is the marketing.
Knut-mugs, T-shirts, stuffed animals, ice, blankets, diapers, financial plans and soon certainly also a grungy setting an entry. All because a little bear on the public like .. shit skin on his own.
Let the people but just watch the animal and let the garbage Francis aside. The only thing is now I can sleep calmly that the polar bear has his own 10 man strong security personnel around the Clock can take care of the rascal, that he still firmly in the dirt digging tomorrow ..